Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Evil Overlord Rules

Rule Number 12:
One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

Someone should write a movie based upon the 100 rules of being an Evil Overlord. At the end of the movie, the hero will thwart the evil overlord's plans. The overlord will be irate and want to know how his plans were thwarted when he followed all of the rules. The hero will explain that his five year old son and the evil overlord's child advisor are playmates, and the child advisor inadvertently revealed all of the overlords plans in an innocent game of world domination that the 2 played.